Jet Li Vs Steven Spielbierg

Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: 
"Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he'll come over to 
say "hi". 

Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose. 
Jet Li: "Hey!! What's that for?!" 

Spielberg : "You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl 
Harbour!" 

Jet Li : "I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!" 

Spielberg : "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!" 

Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over to 
Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face. 

Spielberg : "Hey! Wha' that's for..... !?!" 

Jet Li : "YOU BLOODY *******! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!" 

Spielberg : "No, I didn't, an iceberg sank the Titanic!" 

Jet Li : "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"