Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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